Aliens and Juice: A Totally Off-Topic Interlude

I've decided to start writing here daily. No matter how bad I think each post may be. I'm tired of having such an erratic posting schedule.

It's no secret that vegetable juice tastes bad. If you do actually like it there are several possibilities to why that may be:

1. The "vegetable" juice you had, actually contained large amounts of fruit.
2. You've been drinking veggie juice for a while, and are simply used to the taste.
3. You have some sort tastebud disease.
4. You are secretly a space alien.

Now I work in a juice bar/health food establishment, where we make specialty juices of all shapes and sizes. Yet we probably sell %50 more veg juices than fruit ones. How do I figure that one out? 

Maybe it's the neighbourhood is full of hippies who like to be healthy. Or maybe it's because all of our customers are space aliens.

Either way.  Add that to the pile of things I don't understand.